Aw, we do love each other really. Three-day bender and then Mark got fired cos of me and I couldn't sleep cos of the guilt. Yeah, love's hard, mate, fucking hard, doesn't work, breaks. What's the skinny on the dope? Your wet wipes and your Mega Puzzler. Cos this piss looks funny. Is this about the permanent markers? Well, I'm definitely not planning one, so relax. Spoiler Rules No spoilers in the title! I'll take that as a yes.
You're the British people, we're Blair and Bush. I'm not doing a shift. This programme contains strong language throughout and adult humour. Maybe I'll ask Megan if she wants to come instead. What are you doing here? Will you pull me off? I think it rounds it off nicely.
Sorry to drag all that up again, all the resentment. This still doesn't mean I've forgiven you. I mean, I know I'm not perfect. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. Happy birthday I guess is what you're meant to say.
It's about the beneficial properties of our body's most magnificent product - the human vitamin drink. You always loved history, Mark, well, now you can be part of it. She does hate her phone. You're the astronaut with typhoid and I'm gonna stand well back while you're fired out of the airlock. This is brilliant and it totally worked. No reposts from the last month or commonly posted content.
I'm sorry, which loan was this? Not my lovely, white milk. They got me outside the travel agency. Yeah, that's you all over. Remember all the good times, Alan. This has nothing to do with Mark or Hans. The three groups are constantly feuding with each other over seemingly trivial matters; often ending with someone getting their ass kicked. We'll probably never fully understand, like Stonehenge.
Thanks for coming, but put that in the fridge if you want. It's Angus, he's been having a think, and he's not sure we should go on this cruise. Three nights on the go, that is That's major, huh? What the fuck have you done, Jeremy? Come on, Jez, what's next? This isn't so much a rule but it'd be helpful if you did. After buying an engagement ring he decides he was wrong and Sophie was not the woman for him, but Sophie finds the ring and agrees to marry Mark without being asked. If I was going to kill you, I'd have a great sign-off.
You're just saying numbers now, Jeremy. We all had fun with the smallpox, didn't we? Rule name Description Submissions must be on topic. Body language doesn't look great. Anyway, what I wanted to say, just before you go, and if you want me to stop, just say, but Yeah, I I basically think that you're just so funny and clever and brilliant and I really am sorry if that makes things difficult, but I think it's only fair that you should know that I think we'd be great together. Are we gonna be all right? April's never gonna call me. I don't know, Jeremy, because you just made them up? Um, the ferry leaves tomorrow, all the islands except Corfu. He can't hurt me with his Rice Krispie blitz.
Quick speech and then cruise. Because, as we speak, the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband on the high street with the intention of sailing away for ever and I'd very much like to sit here and watch a property-based reality show while she does it. If you want, I could try and get in there, waggle the old cock about a bit. Man, that is so great. In fact, 100% of the times we've done it, we've done it in toilets.
Apparently I'm not even allowed to do a little fucking naughty kidnap, so bollocks to it. Oh, of course, sorry, I'd forgotten. For a few months, theoretically, we can be in our 30s together. Stay up for a week? You've just stepped into the arena naked. But the big news is that Angus texted to say that he's fucked off to Ibiza, of all places, leaving the coast clear for me to go off with his wife on the cruise. The long-term plan is sucky-fucky.
There you go, you naughty monkey. Oh, right, so, what, no sleeping at all? Yes, I eat cashews and I drink my own piss and it doesn't work. April and I just had an overpriced coffee and did it in the toilets. Isn't that the bigger message here? The British sitcom Peep Show is famous for its innovative filming style that is a series of point of view shots showing the action of each episode from the point of view of the characters involved in each scene. We're, er, quite a gang, obviously, us two - brains and the funny one, the old, stick-up-his-arse, boring-jumper one and the sexy, pep-up-the-party, acid-in-the-punchbowl one. In fact, I'm not even probably average. Help, don't let them kill me.